when pens get erect and leave trails between lines

i am casually pocketing time.

while bosses loom in their webs of suspicion

i am already on the third rendition

while office workers work and percolators perk

jerkoffs like me majestically jerk

while keys klak and fingertips tap

and sharpeners grind and filers find

i am triumphantly falling behind

raking my mind for the next shitty rhyme

tedium shirk

steal poetry from work

you won't be fired uninspired

your day will not be filed away