Bands Named After Geographic Regions

Cristy: Bands named after geographic regions suck!

Europe
Asia
Japan
Kansas
Missouri
Alabama
Boston
Bay City Rollers
L.A. Guns
New York Dolls
Detroit Wheels (preceded by Mitch Ryder and the)
Motor City Madman (okay, this a nickname, but think of the spankface it describes!)
Champaign

I'm going to count Foreigner and Journey because those terms are associated with geography and travel.

I'm NOT going to count UK Squeeze, London Suede, or Charaltans UK because they were FORCED to use those geographical modifiers as to not infringe on their subpar American counterparts.

I dare you to defy this claim.

William: Well... My friend played bass for a local band named Proof of Utah, but, well, let’s just say they didn’t survive the pressures associated with that, um, amount of fame.

Chicago..?

Never mind. You’re right. As usual, Cristy.