STAMP OUT YOUR CAR
We go on the bus when we need to and we don't pay. You figure that out. Yeah you figured it out, other people pay, namely: Linda. But we pay too because then we have to keep our mouth shut when Linda says (real friendly) well who is going to pay for the bus when Stephen Miller wants us to run an errand for him. Yeah Linda says you guys are getting rich running errands but who's paying for the bus. We can only go on Central because then you can take the number one, two, three, or twelve. If you have to get on the number seven forget it, it comes once every week. Anyway Delores is our favorite Mexican and we go see her because she works at the Metro Court which is the only place in town anything ever happens. We ask her (real smart) in Spanish: es la senorita una Mexicana? Delores says Una Mexicana de Corazon! But if we ask her in English what she is she says she's Spanish. She asks us what we are and we tell her we're not gringos, we're Huguenots.